He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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