He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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