I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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