My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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