One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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