I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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