yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
its not stalking. its research.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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