I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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