Don't make out with my wife yet
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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