Christians are straight up FREAKS
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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