Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

Man, ugly runs in her family

(619): View more from California

yeah, big time

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(718): View more from New York

I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.

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(360): View more from Washington

Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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(206): View more from Washington

She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable

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(360): View more from Washington

No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules

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