I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
