i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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