sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude i'm inner monologue high
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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