in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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