I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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