she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
im on a boat
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