These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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