just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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