Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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