the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she was so not down for the gang bang
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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