My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
