im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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