After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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