before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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