they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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