She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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