I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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