just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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