i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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