I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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