oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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