Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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