i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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