also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
