Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I wear drunk well.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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