i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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