Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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