But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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