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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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