Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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