he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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