HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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