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It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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