man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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