We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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