are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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