it's great music for shaving your balls
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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