He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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