Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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