I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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