Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's never too late to be topless.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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