I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you would pick up someone in the library
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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