I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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