Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize